Give it a rest guvnor!

well after monday nights calamity tuesday wasnt a lot better!! 1st game i managed a 3rd in a 6 seater $10+ 1 sng for a mighty $12! (that will be a $1 profit then!!!) i then procede to run bad through 3 more games before finally winning $10 in a piddly sng,not very good so i wont play tonite, BR down to $213 so i dont want to be on the slide!! laterz

Ooops i did it again!!

Reading various blogs (RTR etc.) it seems like monday is a pretty shitty day on line!! It was last week for me and last night was a right mare! 5 sngs ($5 & $10 single table) and not 1 cash finish!! Maybe its the low stakes but i cdnt have won a game if i'd have carried on till xmas!! 1 game i went all in with A9(i was the shorty) on a A57 flop only for matey to have A5 so i'l let him off,but the rest was pure pants! I'd get QQ raise 5x get 2 callers then the flop would have A & K! got beat set over set etc. Last game when on the bubble i give it the bejeezus with 99,only to be faced with 10 10!! just 1 of those nights i suppose! get over it and make them pay!! BR down to $230. laterz

Quads are like soooo common!!

Evening all.i make a concious effort tonight to play uber-tight!! So for the two levels i do nothing but watch my $20 pays $40 to the top 5 game! A7,89,KJ,its fold the lot! 3rd level and i get JJ,i'm not keen on JJ but as they all limp to my BB i up it to 400,shorts only got 700 left & goes all in,i call the extra and my J's hold against his A10. next time i'm BB i limp with K8,stone the crows as the flop comes 888,i know theres bugger all out there as no one raised pre flop,sure enough i only make about 300 chips,flopping quads look nice but every one cacks and folds! two more medium pots come my way and before you could say give me $40 its down to 5 and yes.we all get 40 bucks! before i started that game i registered for a $5 30 seat sng,but when i check after a pee,death stick and a beer,theres only 5 people on the list! o well,i'l have a quick $5 single table sng. As a thankyou,ladbrokes deal me AA in the 3rd hand!! i'm SB so i raise to 80,2 callers,flop is J107,i raise to 180,1 caller,turn is a scary 9,could be a straight on the horizon so thats it,ALL IN!! matey dwells and types in mmmmmmmmm? i type call and he does with AJ! no miracle river J so its all mine!! 3.4k and its only level 1! they drop like flys! i put a huge beat on 1 bloke when my runner runner flush shafts his set,i'm well in front and soon the money comes to me, another fag/beer break only to see the 30 seaters only up to 9 runners,where is every body!? i unregister and find the $5 10 handed sng. only the 4th hand & i get 1010 late,raise to 300 (10x the BB!) 1 player goes all in,my turn to dwell! i call and again i'm faced with AJ again.however the flops got a 10 & so has the river! quads again!! just like a london bus,at least i made some $$$ this time! i think i'm set to win but then lose a couple of pots,it's level 6 (100/200) before i know it,i lose a couple of hands that i should not be playing and then i'm out! so 2 wins & 1 loss,bank is at $265.gl all laterz!

Jeremy Beadle & Mr. Donkey!

Hi all, game 1 tonight was my usual $20 10 player pays top 5 $40,1st level i just sat and folded junk,2nd level was not much better! got 44 late & limped hoping for a set on the flop,no 4 came,38Q instead! it was checked all the way round so i bet 120 and they all fold! same level and i get AA,again in late position,i raise to 180 and 2 call & the short guy goes all in for his last 450,i dont fancy messing about,with my luck i cant beat 3 other hands even with AA,so i push all 1400ish in.that puts me HU against shorty and his 33 cant hurt me, 3 hands later and i scoop more when i flop a K set.I'm happy to be patient and show unusual discipline for a while as the table shrinks to 6,at level 6 (200/400) the only action is when i re raise to 2k to prevent my BB getting nicked with AQ and sit on 4k,doesnt take long for the shorty to push with zilch,get called,lose and its $40 to the 5 of us. felt really pleased with that game,no risky plays,solid but strong play did the biz!! as soon as i continue like that and resist the need to go chasing etc i might win a bit more!! anyways,i had also registered for a $5 30 seater sng which started just after,again i took it slow,by level 3 i havnt played 1 hand!! mainly because the hands are worse than Jeremy Beadles!! i cant get anything,i copped 44 again but didnt play behind a raise and re raise,i cant even defend my blinds with this poo,im bound to get called so i decide to sit & wait some more!! then 10 10! im UTG so raise to 300 and get 1 caller,flop is A high so i shove and win it there,then only 2 hands later,WTF! 10'S again!! no fancy play here,blinds are 100/200 so boooom,i push all in pre flop,1 player whos got me slighty out chipped calls,i dont recall his alias so for now i'l just call him Mr.DONKEY!!he shows Q8 hearts! Buuuuuuuuuuuut! Do my 10's hold? doesMr.DONKEY river a Q? has Kelly Brooke got a sexy arse? no,yes,yes!! i,m out in 20th,but winning these suckers looks to be a doddle,keep out of trouble early doors,try to avoid Mr. DONKEY and i feel the jobs a good un!!! as that cost a huge $5 i play a $5 sng,this is easy after i get QQ and 2 players kindly call my huge raises with nothing!!! i just play sensibly and let the numptys knock each other out!! $10 ty!! the banks on $248 and i feel good about my play! gl all laterz!

Through a telescope!

Just wrote a huge blog and then deleted the mf by mistake!! Last nite i lost 1x $10 sng when my ill timed huge bluff and huger cont.bet ran into a hand then a 6 handed $10 sng ended when my 1050 all in after the flop (5 7 10 rainbow) with KK was called by the BB,i'd allready bet 150 then 350,which he quickly called, he had Q10 spades,i was so far in front he would need a telescope to see me!! he then managed to turn/river 2 spades for the flush Grrrrrrrrr!! The next game ($10 10 player top 5pays etc sng) i play tighter than terry tite from titesville!! i dont play a hand till level 3 (25/50) and im allready 5 of 8! i play AK o/s hard pre flop then see AK5 all diamonds,its checked by 3 players so i bet the pot in case there's a flush to catch me again!! they all muck and after winning a bit with KQ on a K106 board i'm soon 4 of 7 with over 2k.level 5 and the blinds are 100/200,the two shortys have to push and 1 then 2 they go,$20 to me! I need at least a $40 win not to show a loss so i plump for my last $20 pays 5 etc. tight start again,win a couple of little pots to be 3 of 8 going into level 4 (50/100) have to be careful,the shortys are all in or fold,AK helps and i'm safe,my ace is too much for mateys QJ!! The only other excitement was when my BB got raised by another shorty so i went all in with 9 5! he got the message but if that was me i 'd call whatever i had,he'd left himself so short that the next blinds he had to go all in,surely its better to make the decision yourself? o well,$40 soon came my way,it did cost me $50 to win $60(and after laddies 10% i cleared $5!) but could have been a lot worse!! Now tonight I MUST NOT play like a lemon!!! gl all,laterz!

I hate mondays!!

As promised i'm on the $20 tables to start,early doors and i'm up to 2.5k in chips.The play is poor to say the least! On 1 hand i start with 88 in late position so with only calls before me i raise 3x BB (its only 15/30) 2 people call and the flop is AK6,i check and wait,the next player goes all in 1 after that calls,i fold sharpish! lt turns out 1 has JJ and the other only has 33!!! O well i suppose it's only $20 but a little thought may have made 1 of them get a longer game!! Then its my turn to play badly,with bottom pair(77) after the flop i try to get the 2 short stacks to bugger off with a 5x BB bet,it works with 1 but the other 1 goes all in for his last 800 or so then tables K10 diamonds-the flop was only 1 diamond! i call and of course another 10 pops up,thats like a third of my stack gone-woops! onto about level 4 (50/100) and nothing is happening for me,i get A5 and decide on an A flop to shove it all in! Pretty crap play with such a weak kicker,sure enough i get out kicked to send me packing!! After laughing about the bad play of some i lose this game by playing just as bad!! DOH!! Down to the $10 tables for 2 quick wins i hope! A little bit more attention 2 my game i feel, 2 hands show i can do this no sweat!! Early on (15/30) i get JQ,its called to me late so i'm happy to get in cheap,flop comes JK7 rainbow,4 players bet the minimum so i do! turn is a 6,again they all minimum bet so as i know the king is not a worry i raise 3x.this time i get 2 callers so i'm definetly ahead,the river is another lovely J! here they go again with their min bets! so i raise to 250 & get 2 callers! A 1k more to me thanks to the calling stations!! Then with 10,9 suited i call another short stacked players allin on a 10 7 A flop knowing he has not got the A,my top pair beats his 77 and its plain sailing until the money comes my way! The second game is even easier,plenty of raising by me,bluffs and reraising sees me chip leader early,i cant even remember any noteable hands,they just gave themselves up! At level 5 (100/200) 4 had gone,and the short stack managed to not have enough for the BB so that was that! So after losing a $20 and winning 2x $10 tables i finish up on $226 which is -$4 (the tourneys rake)for the night. All i need to do is have a bit more patience and victory is mine! laterz.

Those damn kings...again!!!

Usual $20 format for me 1st,i dont play any hands in the 1st 10 minutes! I then get AJ hearts in early position and lump on 5x the BB,its folded to the SB who goes all in,easy fold for me here,the very next hand i get A 10 off,again i put in 5x BB,its folded this time to the BB who calls.Flop comes A67 with 2 diamonds,as he only called pre flop i know he has not got the A but could have a flush draw so i decide to go all in,he has got 2 diamonds but my aces hold and i bust him to give me about 2.5k. two hands later i get AA! i raise only 3x BB to mix my plays up but the whole table folds...grrrrr!! 3rd level goes ok,i nick a few blinds by bluffing and start pushing my weight around! its level 4 (50/100) and i'm BB. It folds to the SB who has only got about 900 left (ive got 3.5k!) he raises to 350 and i call with the mighty 9 4 o/s!! Flop comes 4KQ with 2 hearts,he pushes straight away,with only a few chips i reckon again thats he's only got the draw,so i call and yet again i'm right!! No heart comes so my piddly pair of 4s do him! I'm now a huge leader so wait for 2 more short stacks to go and $40 comes my way!! No $20 tables available so a $10 next,I make a right balls up calling a big all in with 99 against KK, those kings are my nightmare but he had been going all in & showing nothing so i gambled and lost!! i'm out soon so i play a normal sit and go $5 table. This goes all bad,i get out drawn twice,lose a few medium pots and end up 4th,no money again! I cant even say if i did anything wrong,just didnt get the rub of the green!! 1 last table,a $5 pays top 5 $10 etc. This time i'm on fire,every bluff works and every deliberate overbet when ive got the nuts gets called! By level 4 i'm up to 5k,3 people have been disposed of by me so i relax and let the 2 short stacks get knocked out to gain me $10. Thats more like it,i now have $230 banked. Next week it will be $20 tables only,no messing about!! laterz!!